Certainly all sorts of things about coronavirus and the response to it could give rise to humor, mostly of the black, cynical kind. From Ian Jenkins at off-guardian.org:
Extracts from ‘The New Normal Lexicon’ by Greta Reset, Professor of Neology at Schwabgate University.
Mask eye: the nasty beady-eyed glare, a mix of hatred and fear, given by a ‘maskaholic” to someone not wearing a ‘face covering’.
Maskaholic: Someone who wears their mask regardless of the surroundings e.g. alone in a car, on the top of a mountain or under water.
Face covering: Absolutely anything used to cover the lower half of the face in order to comply with regulations and gain access to a restricted zone – anything will do as efficacy in preventing disease transmission is not a requirement: underpants, a chiffon scarf, a hairnet.
There is also no requirement for face coverings to…
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